Latest Tweets:

  • period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
  • period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
  • period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
  • period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
  • period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
  • period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
  • period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
  • period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
  • period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
  • period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
  • period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
  • period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
  • period: Yell at a puppy.
  • period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.

fuckyeahhistorycrushes:

The first woman to ask for divorce and lead an army, Eleanor of Aquitaine (1122) lived until she was 82 (pretty good considering most died in their 40s). She got a formal education, which was really rare for women in that era. There are rumours that she poisoned her second husband Henry II’s mistress, the Fair Rosamund. 

fuckyeahhistorycrushes:

The first woman to ask for divorce and lead an army, Eleanor of Aquitaine (1122) lived until she was 82 (pretty good considering most died in their 40s). She got a formal education, which was really rare for women in that era. There are rumours that she poisoned her second husband Henry II’s mistress, the Fair Rosamund. 

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tr4nsit:

inkwh0re:

Everyone MUST watch.

R.I.P Beautiful.

Reblog for Tom. <3 

Never have I ever seriously cried from a video or anything on tumblr, this tore me up inside holy fuck

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niggaquisha:

CAN WE TAKE A MOMENT TO APPRECIATE HOW HOT HE IS

I’M GONNA NEED MORE THAN A MOMENT.

b-a-r-b-z:

niggaquisha:

CAN WE TAKE A MOMENT TO APPRECIATE HOW HOT HE IS

I’M GONNA NEED MORE THAN A MOMENT.

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