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- period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
- period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
- period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
- period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
- period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
- period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
- period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
- period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
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- period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
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The first woman to ask for divorce and lead an army, Eleanor of Aquitaine (1122) lived until she was 82 (pretty good considering most died in their 40s). She got a formal education, which was really rare for women in that era. There are rumours that she poisoned her second husband Henry II’s mistress, the Fair Rosamund.
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Everyone MUST watch.
R.I.P Beautiful.
Reblog for Tom. <3Never have I ever seriously cried from a video or anything on tumblr, this tore me up inside holy fuck
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CAN WE TAKE A MOMENT TO APPRECIATE HOW HOT HE IS
I’M GONNA NEED MORE THAN A MOMENT.
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